Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-19
July 18th, 2009- drank way too much last night. #
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WADOGFFBDOGM
July 12th, 2009WADOGFFBDOGM
Why Are Days of Great Fun Followed By Days of Great Misery?
So frequently, the seesaws of our lives come crashing down just after monumental highs. It is almost as though laughter is the final gasp of enjoyment ushered before the fall. Must we spend our lives this way? Is there any way to manage a life so that it might be more generally happy than wildly oscillating? It is said that we must know the dark to understand the light, but these are fearful moments, these variations between pitch and blinding.

Life's full of little ups and downs.
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-11
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STTAB
July 7th, 2009STTAB
Sometimes The Trees Are Beautiful
Here’s another initialism that makes an unfortunate acronym (I promise the post discussing the difference is coming), but I think it needs to be said. Of course, this makes reference to the old saying, “Can’t see the forest for the trees.” The idea here is that sometimes the larger idea gets lost in the details, and that certainly can be true. But if we forego all the details in order to salvage the big picture, we often wind up with a picture that’s sullied by imperfection. Let’s make sure that when we’re done painting our pictures, we’re proud of every brush stroke.

Courtesy of Time Mag.
GBA
July 5th, 2009GBA
God Bless America.
Nothing else to say. Have a great 4th.

She's kind of cute at the right angle.
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-04
July 4th, 2009- Mary Stuart does not disappoint. In the Heights for the second time coming up. #
- is getting ready for Mary Stuart tonight. Protestants be damned! #
- thinks he loves Indian food almost as much as sushi. My next adventure is to make initialisms as tasty as dosa. #
- loved Blithe Spirit. Comedy, She Wrote #
- just saw Transformers and thinks the twins are okay with him. #
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TDBWAM
July 4th, 2009TDBWAM
The Difference Between Women and Men…
Try to read this initialism as the beginning of a statement rather than the realization of one. For instance: “The difference between women and men is the difference between insult and brevity. One proffers the latter so the other can suffer the former.”
In this instance, you will witness that I have quoted myself. Thus, this is very meta.

Even if this were not the first image to load from Google, it would still be perfect.
WTFWTF
July 2nd, 2009WTFWTF
Will the Future Want the Future?
This initialism doubles the ubiquitous and flippant WTF initialism to ask a compelling question of ourselves. What will those living in the future say about how we handled ourselves in the present? Will they be proud of us for addressing crucial issues like climate change and the need for universal healthcare, or will they be angry at our inability to assuage the perils of racism, capitalism, our destitution of beliefs, and our greed? As with so many other questions of this sort, it is impossible to truly know the answer. Yet, it is not impossible to attempt to create the answer we desire.

McFly suddenly remembers he left his house keys in last week.
CUNTANDPENIS
July 1st, 2009CUNTANDPENIS
Be sure to read today’s initials as an initialism instead of an acronym. We wouldn’t want anyone being offended by the coincidence of abbreviation. Get your minds out of the gutter, people.
Cowardly Understanding Never Tries A New Direction, Pleased Enough Now In Surety.
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June 30th, 2009TINGLTTNMHWTD
After a great evening out in New York City, this phrase comes hurriedly to mind.
There Is No Greater Life Than This, No Matter How We Try Disbelieving.
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